suareasy replied to your photo: Really… I don’t even like him.

I can log on and it’ll just be a party of gay and douchebags.

 Who are you again?

suareasy replied to your post: I’m bored and not in a great mood.

Take up knitting.

 No.

suareasy replied to your post: suareasy replied to your post: Pay attention to my…

Whatever gets you there while you’re touching yourself, bro.

 You know, you’re meaner to me than Nate is. And that’s saying something. 

suareasy replied to your post: Pay attention to my fucking baby picture. I was…

The good news is, with a face like that, it’s safe to say that you were never in danger of being abducted by a pedophile!

 Shut the fuck up. 

Creepy old men definitely wanted to touch me inappropriately. 

suareasy replied to your photo: This is my life.

I’m glad I’m not you.

 Thanks.

suareasy replied to your post: Hi I’m horny.

Get that thing away from me before I put a shock collar on it.

Why would I put it near you?

Don’t flatter yourself.

suareasy replied to your post: You guys are boring. 

Your dick is boring.

So is your husband’s.

suareasy replied to your photo: Lovebirds.

Stop being actually cute.

We can’t, sorry.

suareasy replied to your photo: Yes, this does happen often.

She looks like him more every day.

I know. It’s awesome.